Facts

### Chuck Norris

- > Chuck Norris helps the Gods that help themselves.

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- > Chuck Norris read the entire English Wikipedia in 24 hours. Twice.

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- > Chuck Norris does not celebrate Holidays. Holidays celebrate Chuck Norris.

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### Summer Glau

- > Summer Glau can give you the Hug of Death, but you’ll die happy.

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- > Chuck Norris has 99 problems including a bitch. Summer Glau has exactly 98 problems.

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