From news.cs.tut.fi!news.funet.fi!news.tele.fi!uunet!gumby!wupost!usc!cs.utexas.edu!not-for-mail Fri Jun 4 19:31:33 EET DST 1993 Article: 20556 of rec.radio.shortwave Path: news.cs.tut.fi!news.funet.fi!news.tele.fi!uunet!gumby!wupost!usc!cs.utexas.edu!not-for-mail From: MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu ("Don Moore" ) Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave Subject: DX Humor - DX Theraphy Date: 4 Jun 1993 09:36:01 -0500 Organization: Teikyo Marycrest University Lines: 66 Sender: daemon@cs.utexas.edu Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu VAN HELDER'S DX THERAPHY CLINIC IMPROVE YOUR ATTITITUDE TOWARDS DXING WITH DX ELECTRO-SHOCK TREATMENTS BETTER YOUR QSLING TECHNIQUES VIA GROUP COUNSELING LEARN TO BE ONE WITH YOUR RECEIVER THROUGH TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION PRIVATE ANALYSIS TO HELP YOU DISCOVER WHAT INSIDE YOU DRIVES YOU TO DX SPECIAL NUTRITIONAL DIETS TO IMPROVE FINGER DEXTERITY AND BUTTON-PUSHING At Van Helder's DX Theraphy Clinic, we understand that DXing is not just a technical hobby of receivers and antennas. It's a hobby of feelings and emotions, too. We understand your needs and desires, because we're also DXers. Instead of the inner emptiness of improving your Countries-Heard totals by buying another piece of radio equipment, why not try improving it through DX theraphy? We have programs to meet everyone's needs. You can trust us. All contacts are treated in the strictest of confidence. For a copy of our brochure, call 1-800 I LOVE DX. Or, write us at Van Helder's DX Theraphy Clinic, Box 691, Mystic, CT, USA. Yes, even our PO Box is a number you can trust. COMMENTS FROM A FEW OF OUR HUNDREDS OF SATISFIED CLIENTS "Your astrological hypnosis really works! I'm hearing twice as many stations on 60 meters now! Some of them aren't even listed anywhere!" Q.W., Wyoming "I used to hate to get up at 4:00 a.m. to go DX the tropical bands. When the alarm went off, my wife would have to drag me kicking and screaming out of bed to my DX shack. After two weeks of DX Electro- Shock Treatments, I'm as docile as a lamb when the alarm sounds. My wife says 'Go DX', and I do." Y.J. Vermont ********************************************************************* The above items were excerpted from the 1991 edition of BLANDX, the annual DX humor magazine. Contributions are currently being accepted for the 1993 edition of BLANDX. This file and other DX humor files from BLANDX posted to rec.radio.shortwave may be reposted electronically in their entirety and without changes anywhere provided a message is sent to me informing me where it is being posted to and by whom. Anyone wishing to use this material in a publication should contact me first, although permission will normally be freely given. ************************************************************ * * Don Moore * What were once vices * MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu * are now * 11434 140th St. * good DXing habits. * Davenport, IA * * 52804-9538 USA * BLANDX 1990 * * * ************************************************************