Just Listen to the Sustain
Author: Andy Wardley

          Nigel: Just listen for a minute...
          Marty: I'm not...
          Nigel: The sustain... listen to it...
          Marty: I'm not hearing anything.
          Nigel: You would, though, if it were playing, because it really... it's
                 famous for its sustain... I mean, you could, just hold it...
          Marty: Well I mean so you don't....
          Nigel: Aaaaaaaaaaa...  You could go and have a bite
                 an'...aaaaaaa... you'd still be hearin' that one.